Signs

I've been watching way too much TV.

Last night I dreamed constantly of aliens and horrible creatures that were trying to take over the earth. Every time I would fall back to sleep the instant my mind drifted into dream land I was dreaming about those wretched aliens, the ones from the movie 'Signs'.

Needless to say, I did not get a restful nights sleep.

Dreaming of What??

Last night I dreamt I had to pee really, really badly. I was standing before a line of porta potties, opening the door to each one and discovering they were horribly unclean. Unsanitary to the point where I was grossing out just at the thought I had held the door latch. In one of them I found a wild turkey perched on the seat.

I step away from the last porta potty, look at Helen, and say "I've gotta pee so bad Helen, what am I going to do?" I then walk toward John K. and ask to borrow his cleaning supplies, I told him I had to go so bad that I just couldn't wait for him to clean the bathrooms.